I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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