That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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