I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i think i have two assholes
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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