Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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