return my video game
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
it hurts more in the daytime
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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