when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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