You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
