in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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