Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
