is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
But break dance skills will only take you so far
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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