if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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