I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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