How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
