no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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