Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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