Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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