i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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its like you know when i get waxed
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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