please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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