is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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