Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You pole danced in your parka.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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