i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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