I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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