scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I look excited, but its just a facade.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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