I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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