Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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