You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
i've created a new STD.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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