I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize