My brain says no but my pants say off.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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