We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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