More tranny stories later!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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