i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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