scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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