she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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