Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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