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You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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