WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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