Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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