he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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