Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
