so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just googled if crying burns calories
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Randomize