D3 body, D1 cock
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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