Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
we're making bets on your personal life
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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