I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize
