i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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