i need an iv and a liver transplant
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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