You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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