What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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