my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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