ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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