I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I pour the whiskey from now on
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