what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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