just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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