So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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